{"id":558,"date":"2010-08-26T23:21:53","date_gmt":"2010-08-26T15:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/?p=558"},"modified":"2010-09-16T11:25:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T03:25:58","slug":"yaaarrr-i-gots-me-two-eye-patchies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/?p=558","title":{"rendered":"Yaaarrr~!!  I gots me TWO eye-patchies!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walking around <em>completely blind<\/em> seems to be the current trend with the hipsters rocking the new Alice Nine pyramid eyepatch~ \u00c2\u00a0Check out these combos~<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-559\" title=\"100826_eyepatch1\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch1.png 431w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch1-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fierce guy defending his plate of candies~<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-560\" title=\"100826_eyepatch2\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch2.png 560w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/100826_eyepatch2-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those vaguely interested&#8230; Thanks to a brief stint working with a certain online pirate themed casual game&#8230; I have become somewhat proficient in pirate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking around completely blind seems to be the current trend with the hipsters rocking the new Alice Nine pyramid eyepatch~ \u00c2\u00a0Check out these combos~ Fierce guy defending his plate of candies~ For those vaguely interested&#8230; Thanks to a brief stint working with a certain online pirate themed casual game&#8230; I have become somewhat proficient in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}