{"id":506,"date":"2010-08-21T01:05:23","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T17:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/?p=506"},"modified":"2010-08-22T17:06:37","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T09:06:37","slug":"im-imposing-a-date-on-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Imposing a Date on You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since the Husband prefers virtual world dating&#8230; I tokened him an outfit and chose a befitting venue to show him. \u00c2\u00a0Guess what, he was born in this city.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-507\" title=\"100821_suzhou1\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou1.png 836w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou1-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First, you have to hear me complain about all your faults.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-508\" title=\"100821_suzhou2\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou2.png 723w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou2-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just kidding, I love you, man.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-509\" title=\"100821_suzhou3\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou3.png 741w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou3-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Other Picos seemed to dig this. \u00c2\u00a0Got props-ed a ton.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-510\" title=\"100821_suzhou4\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou4.png 903w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou4-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yay~ thanks for the 10 minutes of standing around posing. Look how happy my Pico is. And you say I&#8217;m high maintenance.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-511\" title=\"100821_suzhou5\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou5.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou5.png 808w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100821_suzhou5-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At this point, some guy started following me around and harassing me to put him on my friend list&#8230; I turned him down and conveniently Photoshopped him out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since the Husband prefers virtual world dating&#8230; I tokened him an outfit and chose a befitting venue to show him. \u00c2\u00a0Guess what, he was born in this city. First, you have to hear me complain about all your faults. Just kidding, I love you, man. Other Picos seemed to dig this. \u00c2\u00a0Got props-ed a ton. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes","category-theme-area"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}