{"id":475,"date":"2010-08-13T23:07:07","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T15:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/?p=475"},"modified":"2010-08-22T11:35:16","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T03:35:16","slug":"legend-of-the-little-dragon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Legend of the Little Dragon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china0.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-476 alignnone\" title=\"100813_china0\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china0.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"443\" height=\"65\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china0.png 443w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china0-300x44.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of the new star-achievements is to kung-fu kick and punch with a bunch of Picos in front of Chaulin temple, and the grand master will come out and show you his one earth shattering move. \u00c2\u00a0I hei-yaaa-ed my fill with a bunch of peeps, and Chaulin See Fu came out to destroy his courtyard. It&#8217;s okay though, only pixels.<\/p>\n<p>His window is labeled Legend of the Little Dragon &#8212; Little Dragon being the Chinese name of Bruce Li.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-477 alignnone\" title=\"100813_china1\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china1.png 450w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china1-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Totally funny how he gets mobbed every time. Kinda looking like Hugh Heffner there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-478 alignnone\" title=\"100813_china2\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"172\" height=\"97\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Grand Master C. offers you the chance to buy a baldy wig and the incense burners offered by the mystery boxes. If I remember correctly, the Pigg version of the baldy wig is crazy expensive&#8230; forgot how much it was though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-479\" title=\"100813_china3\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china3.png 450w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china3-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In any case, Niu had fun posing with various equally belligerent Pico ladies. \u00c2\u00a0Girl in the Hawaiian pantsuit kept yelling kamehameha. \u00c2\u00a0Nice touch~<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-480\" title=\"100813_china4\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china4.png 450w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china4-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Niu chanced upon this cute Japanese speaking monk Pico~ \u00c2\u00a0Check out my Harajuku-samurai gearz! \u00c2\u00a0He was amused. Then showed me the full 19 renkan-ken moves~ Impressive!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-481\" title=\"100813_china5\" src=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china5.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china5.png 602w, https:\/\/bit-fed.com\/pico\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/100813_china5-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It then occurred to me that only the males get to wear the one shoulder Kung Fu outfit.<\/p>\n<p>Niu: Say, you got one of those sexy one shoulder uniforms for me? \u00c2\u00a0Bet you have my size, coz I know the local boys of my kind and they most definitely have waistlines that&#8217;ll make me green with envy~~<\/p>\n<p>Monk-Dude: Oh you jest. \u00c2\u00a0And have female tourists show so much skin <span style=\"color: #999999;\">that my fellow bald brothers would fantasize themselves into a unchaste frenzy <\/span>(cough)\u00c2\u00a0and defile our uniform? Surely not&#8230; No&#8230; you can&#8217;t bribe me with useless mystery box loot.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. The Chinese sign reads Zhonglin Temple Special. A spoof on Shaolin, which literally means young forest&#8230; so I take it that Zhong Lin is the middle aged version?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the new star-achievements is to kung-fu kick and punch with a bunch of Picos in front of Chaulin temple, and the grand master will come out and show you his one earth shattering move. \u00c2\u00a0I hei-yaaa-ed my fill with a bunch of peeps, and Chaulin See Fu came out to destroy his courtyard. 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