Legend of the Little Dragon
One of the new star-achievements is to kung-fu kick and punch with a bunch of Picos in front of Chaulin temple, and the grand master will come out and show you his one earth shattering move. Â I hei-yaaa-ed my fill with a bunch of peeps, and Chaulin See Fu came out to destroy his courtyard. It’s okay though, only pixels.
His window is labeled Legend of the Little Dragon — Little Dragon being the Chinese name of Bruce Li.
Totally funny how he gets mobbed every time. Kinda looking like Hugh Heffner there.
Grand Master C. offers you the chance to buy a baldy wig and the incense burners offered by the mystery boxes. If I remember correctly, the Pigg version of the baldy wig is crazy expensive… forgot how much it was though.
In any case, Niu had fun posing with various equally belligerent Pico ladies. Â Girl in the Hawaiian pantsuit kept yelling kamehameha. Â Nice touch~
Niu chanced upon this cute Japanese speaking monk Pico~ Â Check out my Harajuku-samurai gearz! Â He was amused. Then showed me the full 19 renkan-ken moves~ Impressive!
It then occurred to me that only the males get to wear the one shoulder Kung Fu outfit.
Niu: Say, you got one of those sexy one shoulder uniforms for me? Â Bet you have my size, coz I know the local boys of my kind and they most definitely have waistlines that’ll make me green with envy~~
Monk-Dude: Oh you jest. Â And have female tourists show so much skin that my fellow bald brothers would fantasize themselves into a unchaste frenzy (cough)Â and defile our uniform? Surely not… No… you can’t bribe me with useless mystery box loot.
P.S. The Chinese sign reads Zhonglin Temple Special. A spoof on Shaolin, which literally means young forest… so I take it that Zhong Lin is the middle aged version?